After 15 years of
marriage, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her slowly and
without blinking an eye, said: ABCDEFGHIJK.
“What does that mean?”she asked.
“Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous and Hot”he replied.
Smiling, she asked: What about IJK?
He replied: I’m Just Kidding!
The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they’re too old to do it.
Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means?
Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
A little girl asked her mother, “Mommy, how much does it cost to get married?”
The Mother replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”
“What does that mean?”she asked.
“Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous and Hot”he replied.
Smiling, she asked: What about IJK?
He replied: I’m Just Kidding!
The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they’re too old to do it.
Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means?
Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
A little girl asked her mother, “Mommy, how much does it cost to get married?”
The Mother replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”
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