``` Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbor & decided to go to a quiet place to share the lot equally.
One of them suggested the nearby cemetery.
As
they were jumping over the gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges fell
out of the big bag but they didn't bother to pick them since they had
enough in the bag.
Few
minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar, passed near the
cemetery gate & heard a voice saying: "One For Me, One For You, One
For Me, One For You".....
He immediately sobered up & ran as fast as he could to a Church nearby, for the priest.......................
"Father, pls come with me. Come & witness God & satan sharing corpses at the cemetery"......
They
both ran back to the cemetery gate & the voice continued: "One For
Me, One For You, One For Me, One For You'............
Suddenly, the voice stopped counting & said:
"What About The Two At The Gate?"...........
You should see the marathon.........
The priest almost ran pass the church gate shouting:"We Are Not Dead Yet oohh!!!".
.... Now You're laughing... .
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